* I had to make up a couple, because it just wouldn't be funny if there weren't 10
10. I just have one piece of advice... (then 2 minutes later) ... there's just one thing to remember ... (then 2 minutes later) ... Oh, I almost forgot you have to ...
9. "You're going to be the best parents ... BUT,"
8. "You need to hold and change this baby so you can practice."
7. When 'so and so' was pregnant they
6. "The baby will be here sooner than you think."
5. "You absolutely have to "
4. "You absolutely have to "
3. "Make sure you don't put on too much weight" -- (what's funny is that this is directed to the father just as much as the mother)
2. The most horrifying pregnancy story you can imagine, followed by - "It's going to be wonderful."
1. "Get your sleep now, because once the baby comes you won't sleep ever again, EVER"